Who we are
A loosely affiliated group of consultants whose specialties range from “energetic alignment in post-merger atmospheres” to “narrative reframing for self-actualization within brand archetypes” to “the unspoken rules of Pong” to “ambiguous penny stocks will certainly 10x.” Some swear by interpreting stakeholder feedback through dream analysis, others insist that the key to innovation is applying quantum metaphors to leadership development.
They consult, mostly with each other. Meetings spiral into impromptu workshops where they co-create models like “The Spiral of Uncertainty” or “The Empathy ROI Matrix,” which they claim can solve “emergent dissonance” in nearly any context. Clients are rare.
There is deep sincerity in their efforts, but it’s unclear if they’re solving real problems or simply becoming more fluent in the language of vagueness. Still, they remain booked—if only by each other—and entirely convinced of their value in a world that might not be ready for them.
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